Tag: Sparkling

  • Happi Dance THC Seltzer

    Happi Dance THC Seltzer

    When your drink has better moves than you do

    Meet Dance, Happi’s newest addition to their cannabis seltzer line. With 5mgs each THC, CBD and THCV, it’s a well-rounded sip seemingly formulated by someone who actually drinks these things. Add a splash of ginseng for mood-boosting magic (because let’s be real, who doesn’t need that these days?), and you’ve got a functional beverage that’s practically doing sun salutations in your cup. 🧘‍♀️✨

    (As an aside: I’ve been on the hunt for more drinks with THCV so I was super excited to see it featured here. THCV is a cannabinoid with a milder psychotropic effect than THC and when combined with THC and CBD, it creates what the experts call an Entourage Effect that blends focus, relaxation, and just enough psychoactivity to keep things interesting without tipping into couch-lock territory.)

    Flavor-wise, the mango and sweet basil in Dance swing together like partners who’ve been practicing for years. It’s fresh without feeling sugary and herby without tasting like you accidentally licked a houseplant. And the effects? It’s a subtly balanced boost, mellow without being sleepy, social without being overstimulated. This isn’t a beverage for a solo space-out session where you question all your life choices, it’s for connection and fun. Think lakeside lounging, backyard BBQs, or a chill gathering where you need to keep your wit sharp and your vibe loose.

    The packaging is bright and the line-drawn headphones on the label add a playful touch. Overall it fits nicely into Happi’s existing line of THC drinks, most of which are also awesome.

    Verdict

    Happi Dance isn’t trying to be the loudest drink at the party…it’s the one in the corner making everyone feel at ease while dropping little nuggets of wit and wisdom. It tastes yummy, looks cool, and delivers a light-but-purposeful buzz. It won’t have you dancing on tables, but it will have you swaying along happily.

  • Cycling Frog Raspberry Lemonade

    Cycling Frog Raspberry Lemonade

    Not your grandma’s lemonade (unless she happens to be groovy af)

    At 50mg each of THC and CBD, this full-spectrum sipper doesn’t just suggest you relax—it politely insists, then hands you a weighted blanket, dims the lights, and puts on some lo-fi beats. It’s the heavyweight champion of cannabis beverages, offering a spa day for your consciousness, complete with aromatherapy and soft robes. But fair warning: this frog’s got kick. Novices might find themselves questioning time, space, and whether or not they’ve blinked recently, so sip wisely.

    While it’s labeled as Raspberry Lemonade, it drinks more like a sophisticated pomegranate juice—bright, tart, and refreshingly bold. It’s not cloyingly sweet, and it’s got enough personality to stand on its own. But here’s the pro move: pour it over ice, splash in some sparkling water or extra lemonade, and voilà – you’ve got a zingy mocktail that’s anything but mock.

    Cycling Frog’s packaging nails the sweet spot between playful and refined, with retro-inspired vibes that feel more vintage apothecary cool than stoner cartoon silly. It’s Instagram-worthy without screaming for attention.

    Verdict

    Cycling Frog doesn’t just check the boxes—it leapfrogs over them (see what I did there?). With knockout efficacy, a genuinely delicious flavor profile, and branding that strikes the perfect note of cool confidence, it’s a true standout in the crowded THC drink world. If you’ve got the tolerance for this one, this frog is worth every sip. 🐸✨