Reviewing the best and worst of THC and functional beverages

The Silent Sip

Category: Uncategorized

  • Delta Light THC Seltzer

    Delta Light THC Seltzer

    It’s giving “Could be sparkling water, could be printer toner.”

    Looking for a buzz without the baggage? Delta Light’s Bright Berry is here to remind you that good things can come in uninspired packages. At 5mg THC and 1mg CBD, this seltzer is the definition of dependable – predictable, functional, and about as visually thrilling as a plain white T-shirt.

    Think of it as the friend at the party who insists on responsible hydration and always gets everyone home safely. You can sip a few of these without fear of starring in tomorrow’s viral fail video. The effects are gentle but definitely noticeable enough to smooth out social interactions and make your coworker’s vacation slideshow feel almost interesting.

    Now, let’s talk taste. We need to address the stevia-flavored elephant in the room: if you’re not into that sugar-substitute vibe, this might not be your jam. But hey, it’s zero calorie so your waistline will thank you, and after the first one, you probably won’t care anymore.

    Verdict

    Delta Light Bright Berry is the “I have a meeting tomorrow” of cannabis drinks. It won’t light up your night, but it’ll keep things smooth, steady, and entirely regret-free.

  • Cycling Frog Raspberry Lemonade

    Cycling Frog Raspberry Lemonade

    Not your grandma’s lemonade (unless she happens to be groovy af)

    At 50mg each of THC and CBD, this full-spectrum sipper doesn’t just suggest you relax—it politely insists, then hands you a weighted blanket, dims the lights, and puts on some lo-fi beats. It’s the heavyweight champion of cannabis beverages, offering a spa day for your consciousness, complete with aromatherapy and soft robes. But fair warning: this frog’s got kick. Novices might find themselves questioning time, space, and whether or not they’ve blinked recently, so sip wisely.

    While it’s labeled as Raspberry Lemonade, it drinks more like a sophisticated pomegranate juice—bright, tart, and refreshingly bold. It’s not cloyingly sweet, and it’s got enough personality to stand on its own. But here’s the pro move: pour it over ice, splash in some sparkling water or extra lemonade, and voilà – you’ve got a zingy mocktail that’s anything but mock.

    Cycling Frog’s packaging nails the sweet spot between playful and refined, with retro-inspired vibes that feel more vintage apothecary cool than stoner cartoon silly. It’s Instagram-worthy without screaming for attention.

    Verdict

    Cycling Frog doesn’t just check the boxes—it leapfrogs over them (see what I did there?). With knockout efficacy, a genuinely delicious flavor profile, and branding that strikes the perfect note of cool confidence, it’s a true standout in the crowded THC drink world. If you’ve got the tolerance for this one, this frog is worth every sip. 🐸✨

  • HOWDY THC Lemonade

    HOWDY THC Lemonade

    I expected better from something calling itself Cosmic Cannabis Seltzer

    Y’all, ordering a THC drink at a bar in Texas feels a little like getting away with something. On a recent trip to ATX, I was half expecting a sheriff to pop out from behind the bar fridge to arrest me when I ordered a can of HOWDY THC Seltzer in the 5mg Lemonade flavor. I chose it because of the packaging which is absolutely stellar…kinda like someone bottled a neon rodeo under a starry sky. The label is straight-up gorgeous, with vintage vibes that had me salivating. I was fully prepared to yeehaw my way into the stratosphere.

    But hold your horses…the actual drink? Let’s just say it’s more “meh” than cosmic. 😕 The taste is about as exciting as watching tumbleweeds roll by, and the effects were so subtle I wasn’t sure if I was actually feeling some chill or just getting exhausted from wondering when I’d feel something. I waited… and waited… and waited some more, but three hours later the only thing I felt was disappointment.

    Verdict

    All hat and no cattle. Save your money, pardner. A cool concept and rad packaging can’t make up for zero buzz and meh taste. Props to HOWDY for bringing THC drinks to the Lone Star State (legally!) through the hemp-derived loophole, but this cosmic cowboy needs some serious buzz and flavor refinement before it’s worth your hard-earned dollars.